AMERICANS: name every canadian province
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
“Is River Song your wife? ‘Cause she’s someone from your future. And the way she talks to you, I’ve never seen anyone do that. She’s kind of like, you know, ‘Heel, boy.’ She’s Mrs. Doctor from the future, isn’t she? Is she going to be your wife one day?”
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
How the fuck is slut shaming even a real thing like y’all are hating on someone because they have more game than you
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.